TBA Law Blog


Posted by: Azya Thornton on Jan 27, 2025

Fort, Holloway, & Rogers, LLC hereby begrudgingly announces that Stuart Saylor has been named a partner in the law firm. The firm, for its part, just got tired of him asking every day. When told of the decision, Mr. Saylor, ever the statesman, responded, “It’s about time.” He then left the office at 11:30 a.m. on a Tuesday because, as he says, golf balls don’t hit themselves.

With this decision, the firm rewards Mr. Saylor for his well-deserved success in the practice of law but fears it has implicitly condoned some of Stuart’s more disruptive behavior – i.e. – his speaking in nicknamed 3rd person after winning a trial (“You know Stu-baby don’t lose!” and “Stu-Daddy done done it again!” being two of his favorites).

Mr. Saylor has also been immediately named as the managing partner for the firm. This prestigious title carries with it an enormous amount of work and responsibility, all of which is completely and utterly uncompensated.

The firm will officially change its name from Fort, Holloway, & Rogers, LLC to Fort, Holloway, & Saylor, LLC as soon as its new managing partner figures out how to submit the paperwork.

Congratulations Stuart!